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OZFox42 19 day.agoShe excitedly goes to her husband, and shows him the ad. "Look honey," she says, "It's in two days and only $1,000!" "I'll be honest with you," said her husband, "I have too much work for a cruise. How about you go and have a good time?" His wife is a bit disappointed but bounces back and decides she will have a good time anyway. The next day, the husband is in his office when his co-worker, who is also his mistress, comes to him excitedly. "Hey babe," she says, "There's this cruise tomorrow that is on sale! Only $1,000!" "I'm really not into cruises, to be honest," he replied, "Here's $1,000, why don't you go and have a good time?" She agrees, and as it turns out, both his wife and his mistress ended up going on the same cruise. A few days later, his wife comes back from the cruise. As she tells her husband how much fun she had, she shows him photos she took. While looking them over, he notices that his lover is in some of the photos in the background. He points to her and asks his wife: "Who's she?" "Oh, her," sniffs his wife disdainfully, "I call her the cruise-slut because she slept with half of the men there." The next day, the husband goes to the office and gets the same excited story accompanied by photos from his mistress. Once again, he sees a familiar face in some of the photos - his wife. He then points to his wife and asks: "Who is she?" "Oh, her," his mistress replies, "She's such a nice woman, with all the men on board, she never left her husband's side for a second!"
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A famous soccer player, who shall of course remain nameless, got set up to go on a blind date. After an enjoyable evening, although interspersed with tales of his exploits in various games, the player persuaded the lady to park "to see the moon". After some mutual exploration, with more exploits narrated in between kisses, the footballer took the girl's hand, put it on his head, and asked, "Have you ever felt anything like this?" Confused, she shook her head and said, "No." The player informed her, "This is the head that headed the goal that got us through the quarter finals." He then took her hand and put it on his foot. "Have you ever felt anything like this?" Once again, she shook her head and said, "No." "This is the foot that kicked the goal that got us through the semi-finals." Fed up by now, the girl took his hand, put it between her legs, and asked, "Have you ever felt anything like this?" A bit embarrassed and shamefaced, he replied, "Yes, when I missed the penalty in the final."
Son: Dad, I've been thinking for a while now. How did you get Mom as your wife? Dad: Simple son. You know I'm a very religious guy. I go to the church every week. When I was younger, I would regularly donate a dollar every week, with a silent prayer to get a beautiful, understanding, and loving wife. Son: Figures. That's what you get for a dollar a week.
A young inebriated woman, who for some reason wasn't wearing any clothes, hopped into a taxi and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an older gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at her. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The driver answered, "Let me tell you something. I wasn't staring at you like you think; that would be improper." The drunk woman chuckled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, what are you doing?" The driver paused for a moment, then he said: "Well ma'am, I am thinking to myself, where in the hell is this lady keeping the money to pay the fare?"
Well, not anymore
He wasn’t a fungi.
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